I Find Your Lack of Encryption Disturbing — Cybersecurity Humor T-Shirt
A long time ago, in a data centre far, far away… someone sent plaintext over HTTP.
This amber and black cybersecurity tee is for every security engineer, SOC analyst, and infosec professional who feels a disturbance in the Force every time they see unencrypted traffic, HTTP instead of HTTPS, or a database with no encryption at rest.
You don't get angry. You get disturbing.
Perfect for:
- Security engineers and network defenders who live and breathe encryption
- SOC analysts, blue teamers, and incident responders
- Ethical hackers and penetration testers who find these things in the wild daily
- Cybersecurity Awareness Month gifting for your whole team
- Anyone who's ever written "ENCRYPT YOUR DATA" in a security audit report
- The infosec professional who quotes Star Wars in team meetings and means every
Product details:
- Premium Bella Canvas unisex tee
- Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton incredibly soft
- Bold amber/gold print on solid black
- Side-seamed retail fit flattering on all body types
- Holds shape and colour after repeated washing
- Sizes XS to 3XL available
- Ships to US, UK, Canada, EU, Australia and many other countries.
Designed by Security Mindset — securitymindset.blog
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Security Mindset
- Email: contact@support.shop.securitymindset.blog
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
I Find Your Lack of Encryption Disturbing — Cybersecurity Humor T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
